This comes from an email from one of my many sisters. Some are just toooo funny!!! PONDERISMS 1.) I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2.) Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 3.) The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. 4.) Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 5.) There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead. 6.) Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 7.) Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 8.) The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. 9.) Some people are like Slinkies. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 10.) Have you noticed since everyone has a ca...
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Um, which blog tells all of the "boyfriend" details?
just teasing. :P
Now, I wonder why you would like the letter Q. I wonder what Jean-Luc REALLY thinks about that?
Body Part on Opposite sex: smile
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: How old am I now? LOL
Can these two answers really correspond? It sounds to me like you might be lying in one of these.
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
What! Watermelon! You...You... TRAITOR!
Kiss or Hug: both
Now, this answer seems to correspond well with both your answers in the above mentioned two questions.
Rap or Punk: rap
You really like rap?
Ever Smoked: only from my ears
You know, I think I've seen that.
Ever been beaten up: I had brothers, does that count?
Ever beaten someone up: ditto
Hey, I represent that remark!
Ever Skinny Dipped: no
Thank God!
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: sort of
Sort of? What does that mean?
Hot or Cute cute
Oh wait. Which one of the questions above does that correspond with?
What country do you want to Visit: England
Now, I wonder why you would want to go there?
Shower Daily: Yes
Now, who in their right mind would answer this with a no, even if it were true. You might as well raise your hand and proclaim, "I don't believe in soap, and I stink!"
Goal for this year: Survive
God's goals for you are far higher than yours. OK, this isn't supposed to be funny like the other comments. I know that God's plans for you far exceed survival. In fact, I believe that they include victory, success, empowerment in the Spirit, and a furthering of His kingdom grounded in your obedience to His word. Stick with Him and shoot for that. It'll be far more exciting.
Fears: rejection, condemnation, abandonment
"Fear not, for I am with you says the Lord."
"For you are accepted among the Beloved."
"There is therefore now no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus."
"For I am with you always, even unto the end of the age."
I love the fingers and toes comment. You crack me up!
1976 eh? Well, if you swich the last two around, we would be pretty close in age! Hee hee.
Mac-n-cheese...you sound like my sons. How about Chicken Divan Crepes? Yum.
Thanks for the b-day wishes, you are a sweetie.
Fluke --- I think it was a smackdown on some parts. A sharpie......lol......
MC --- I've never heard of Chicken Divan Crepes...but you mentioned them in the same sentence as Mac and cheese so you've sparked my interest. What are they????? {{{And yes, I'm a hopeless Trekkie}}}
I'm afraid I fail your brother's statement. I don't shower every day. I hate wasting all that time. And potential sleep. LOL But it's good that the hygeine in your family runs so high, Ciera.
Utenzi----LOL. I'll answer the kissing question when I get to all of CLiff's questions [he is such a goober] I'll be over in a bit to survey your results. :) LOL